Snakes on a Stroller

The "so bad, it's good" movie, Snakes on a Plane, opens in theaters today. I must say that I'm actually expecting it to be just "so bad" but there is one thing that can make the movie worth $9.50: I want to see an anaconda unhinge its jaw and eat an infant. Could you imagine this scene? It's like Criss Norris's directorial dream. The baby's crying the whole first half of the movie, really getting on everyone's nerves, and then you cut to this massive snake approaching the unattended baby (mom is already gone). Then, like 5 minutes later, you come back to the anaconda, whose belly is now filled with delicious human baby, and then Samuel L. Jackson says something like: "who's crying now, baby?"

If I was a snake, I would totally make the act of eating a human baby my culinary Everest.