Schloninger?

Andrew: Who's the greastest scientist of all time?
Dad: Well, most people would say Einsten...but I would say Newton.
Andrew: Do you think that in 100 years, we'll talk about Stephen Hawking the way we talk about Einstein now?
Dad: No way! Hawking is a fake. He's bogus.

I also want to point out that my dad was wearing a shirt with the likenesses of Edison, Marconi, Steinmetz and Tesla on it.

If you ever hear me doubting my dad's interest in his work, or science in general, please remind me of this post.