Someone make me a t-shirt

A player on my softball team was asking if he had to wear a certain jersey color:

“Another question–what color is our jersey (if any)?

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My response:

“We have a pretty unique jersey style actually.  We wear purple shirts airbrushed with our favorite Japanese pop band eating our least favorite fruit-based dessert confection.  It is preferred that each member of the band be eating a different confection, but it’s understandable that a shirt like that would be hard to find nowadays for obvious reasons.  Feel free to make your own shirt–for example, my homemade jersey has members of Kome Kome Club eating peach tarts.

-Andrew”